Parental horoscope

Parental horoscope

CAPRICORN1

Capricorns adore children, but categorically disagree with the postulate: "here comes a baby, and everything will change." Here's another. The child - he, of course, eyes, fingers, hands in perevyazochochki and mimimi, but absolutely not a reason to change the lifestyle. Therefore, Capricorns teach the child by their own example in the literal sense - they drag after themselves, and let the cub look and learn Argentinian tango from a diaper. And if you suddenly meet a kid on the street who is dragging in a Texas man's trempeler, then his mother, most likely, is not only a herpetologist, but also Capricorn.

AQUARIUS2

For Aquarius, children are definitely the meaning of life. But without pathology. While the child is small, Aquarius will break into a cake, so that the heir has everything, from the iPad to education, and when the child grows up, Aquarius releases him from the skirt without fainting and Corvalol. And Aquarius necessarily sits in the parent committee, knows a hundred ways of braiding the braid and manages to raise children with such baggage so that they do not hate him. Ideal parent, furious straight.

FISH3

My children should have the best, let me die of hunger and vitamin deficiency, but the baby will have that freaky stroller with Swarovski rhinestones. Fish often reflect, afraid to be a terrible parent. And if you pick it up, it will go to the forum to write in despair: aaa, help, my little one is a troublemaker (s). A smart fish will constantly laugh at themselves, but no, no, yes, and will buy a radio-nanny for $ 800. Because the old one was over 600, and she was already a month old.

ARIES4

The best gift of fate for Aries is an obedient phlegmatic child. Because mother knows better, and if the baby doesn’t mind that mother knows better, so exemplary is the family that even mother-in-law with her mother-in-law gets a little lost. I want to blame at least something, pointing my finger to the careless mother, but there is no reason, well, not the slightest. Therefore, mother-in-law and mother-in-law can only rely on the fact that the baby will be choleric. Then, accustomed to the fact that their orders are not being discussed, Aries will fall into a stupor, unfortunately will unfold and catch a well-known teschin hook.

TAURUS5

Parents of Taurus sent to school teachers in punishment for sins. For Taurus, it is absolutely in the order of things to knock out the teacher’s door, lift the head teacher's horns, break the back of the Englishwoman with his hoof with his hoof, and then carefully sit on the edge of the chair and greet him politely.Taurus children are almost the only children who do not demand to immediately give birth to their older brother. Because without the older brother comes out well. The hooligans salute, and the geographer whispers in a shaking voice from under the table: "Annaivanovna, you can, I will send your boy to the Olympics, he is so smart, so smart."

TWINS6

Twins do not see much difference between children and people in general. To please a Gemini with a screaming baby is absolutely impossible. Therefore, if you cannot be friends with your child, Gemini does not work, he actively uses the famous life cheat “grandmother”, shaking off the heir from his hands at least for the weekend. On the other hand, the children of a Twin parent tend to idolize. Because he always allows ice cream, lets make choices, drives the car cool, and with him you can play for hours in the educational game “who will spit on”.

CRAYFISH7

Parents-Raki, even if their children are already going to retire, still remember which box contains the first sock in which the first tooth is hidden. Ninety percent of the literature in the house is Spock, Gippenreiter, and other useful books, without which it is absolutely impossible to grow a full-fledged member of society.“We eat curds” and “I am a model !!!!!!” appear on social networks once an hour. Followers unsubscribe bundles, well, to hell with them. We know that they are just jealous.

A LION8

Leo is not enough for his child to be the best. His child is already the best, obviously. It is important that others permanently share this delight. Therefore, the unfortunate heir to the king of beasts is doomed to go to school at the age of four, and at sixteen to write a dissertation. Doctoral, of course, the candidate for suckers. On the other hand, the doctoral did not prevent anyone in life. And, of course, the children of Lviv, who were born in a family of mathematicians, but who wish to enter the acting, must remember that Leo is breaking the carotid artery with a slight turn of the head.

VIRGO9

Ivan Stepanovich, they called from the ministry ... and your mother called.
- To hell with the ministry, how is mom there?
- The pressure is normal. I said that you were wearing a hat and popping.
- Thank you, Vera.

Virgins take a little more care. But they have very cool kids. They even call from the ministry. And about the cap, and you can lie - a small sin.

 

LIBRA10

And where does Libra everlasting indecision disappear? With children, Libra ceases to be "weights."They have everything clearly, clearly, with the soul and with a twinkle. Family harmony lies at the heart of Libra’s worldview, so for her sake Libra easily passes even through walls and district pediatricians. Along with Aquarius, Libra is considered to be ideal parents, it’s not even interesting to write about them. Okay, interesting, but jealous.

SCORPIO11

Scorpions in the basic configuration are equipped with charisma the size of the Empire State Building. This, to some extent, even affects babies, which greatly facilitates the postpartum period. Some inconvenience to Scorpio may be caused by the fact that the newborn heirs are not immediately ready to argue with a glass of chardonnay about Hegel's aesthetics after midnight, but the children of Scorpions learn very quickly.

SAGITTARIUS12

Sagittarius himself is still a child, spit on the passport. Sagittarius is fun to “learn” to crawl, build sandcastles and shoot homemade bows. At the same time, Sagittarius remains old enough to clean the floors, shake the sand out of the underpants, and insert an eye with a homemade arrow into his uncle Kolya’s neighbor. And, by the way, in the archetypal situation “my child screamed in the plane and did not calm down”, half of the signs of the zodiac rush the child to calm.The other half will be hard to pretend that this is not their child. And Sagittarius will say: "Come on, who is louder?".

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