From the life of bank employees
Girl, I was told that the Bank terminates the contract with me, and I must pay my entire loan immediately. But I can not. May I pay so much.
- Bring as much as you can.
- Girl, what are you doing there? Do you blacklist me ?!
- Not. So far only ACCEPT TRANSACTION.
- Wait !!! Do not! I'll bring you the full amount now.
After about two hours, she really brought in and paid in full.
And also the standard question of our clients: "Girl and you give a loan?"
Application of the client with a request to return a card captured by an ATM:
"I ask you to return the card that this vile machine has brazenly sucked!"
Hello, I am a member of an honorary client .....
I (call-center employee) - are you interested in car loans?
Woman - yes, tell me.
I am starting to list rates and conditions.
Well - do not rush so I do not have time
I - do you write?
Well - no, I think!
- Whom can you do?
Client: "I have to ask you an intimate question: do I already have a late payment?"
- Girl, I would know the loan is closed or how (calls the number of credit
- Your F.I.O.
- ....What is it?
- To whom is the contract drawn up? On you?
- Why me? No to the mother-in-law.
- Do you have a male mother-in-law?
- Yes. That is, no. Now I don’t know for sure. I'll ask her again and call you back.
Somehow one frame rings and asks:
- Hello young man, and you do not tell me, how many years do girls have to take from you?
(I didn’t even think about it at first, but then I understood what he was talking about)
- If you mean from how many years the bank provides a loan to female citizens, then from the age of 21 they can TAKE.
(The client confusedly thanked and apologized)
Visitor, Security Guard, Accountant. Talking on the phone:
Ohr: To you father:
Boo: Give him a phone:
Buh: Yes, Holy Father, what did you want?
Pos: I am not the father, I am your auditor Sergey Petrovich Batyushko !!!
In 2 minutes:
A: Name the contract number.
K: Wait now I'll call him.
And when will I know that I paid everything?
- When all pay.
-I don't have time to pay this month. Can you delay me ?!
(meant deferment of payment)
- Girl, I doused the passport with eggs, but there just a little bit, can I show it?
Just have a colleague.
Client: "Mother-in-law, BITCH, took a loan.Where is there to pay it? "
A: - Think up and name a word of not less than 5 letters.
K: - Vasya
A: - "Vasya" is 4 letters, but you need at least 5 ...
K: - aaa, then Lena
A: - Lena is also 4 letters, you need at least FIVE
K: - aaaaaa, well then let's my name is Tanya
- Introduce youreself.
The Client runs in, all so disheveled, disheveled, a little woozy and apparently in a hurry. Runs up to the employee and shouts a girl .. well, there you are .. this .. find me there !!!!!
Employee: hide ...
From the comments of managers:
"The client found it difficult to name the place of work. He was dressed in the uniform of a police officer."
Client in a statement: "One day I was confused by the BES and I bought a product on credit ... ... the staff looked down on me with their lit snakes !!!!!"
Operator: Introduce yourself.
Client: Can you give my real name?
Me: Your marital status?
Customer (confident): Of course
Client: “I’ve zaGasila him last week, and someone calls me and says that he is still there !!!”
A client comes with a standard request:
- Give me the money!
- Do you want to issue a card or withdraw cash from a card already provided to you?
- I want to remove from my card.
- Activated the card? Is there a PIN?
- Yes, 19-07-1959.
- PIN code is 4 digits.
- Ah, well then GALYA ...
Call - "Girl, I was attacked fine! What should I do?"
Hello, I have a loan in some bank, is it anyway not you? (frequent question)
- Girl !!! I'm calling for the third day !!! I can not with the operator !!! With no one!!!
In all seriousness:
- Hello, I.O., your defaulter Petrov is calling you. Tell me, am I STRONGLY EVIL ??? !!!!
The girl, the intern, just read "Insanity of our customers" (laughed to tears, not believing that this happens). Five minutes to her approach
- Girl, I have been using you for three years ...
- I have only been working for a month ...
- Create and name a word consisting of five or more letters.
- A of six possible?
Gay client got caught, asking what happened to your card?
- My card died in an unequal battle with your ATM! I could not save her !!!
Name three digits from five digits!
- Four fives!
There should be five digits!
- Four fives!
- The numbers could not be four! There should be five of them !!!
- Well then, THREE fives!
To the question:
- What is your citizenship?
- Our, well, normal ... Russian.
"...Young man, what do you need to show me a loan? "
(the girl asked)
The case was. The client fills in the form.
Manager: "Here write the loan amount in words."
Client: "Write it up, how's that?"
Client: Young man, are you in your mind ??? how do I write the numbers in letters?
- CAN YOU MAKE THE CARD?
- WHAT ARE GOING?
- NO, BUT IS IT REAL?
Operator: Name the contract number.
A: Into the phone.
Dialogue with the client:
- Loan issued on you?
- No, on the fridge.
Explain to me how a simple suicide bomber
So I flew here at 23% per annum. How can I conclude a new contract ??
(interest increased to 40% per annum).
.. I then vaguely saw your ad.
Tell me, what if you use as a cell?
Do you have a deposit for 3 months? Do you have any periods?
Tell me, how can I get to your personnel agency or another body where employment issues are being addressed?
Hello, I am a physical person and everything is over for me (the client is an individual whose deposit has expired).
I had in your bank ... (pause) ... ruble deposit.
I lay in the Central and on Pyatnitskaya, and my friend lay in Sophia.What should we do next?
Tell me, will there be something reinforcing or reinforcing?
I heard that 6 banks, including yours, will be taken away. But we will pray to carry you.
Hello, are you a machine gun or a man?
Hello, I am your contributor - the former - not the former, but still unsatisfied.
I’ve talked to a boy here ... well, I don’t know, maybe he’s no longer a boy, but a man
Girl, hello. You're giving?
Tell me, if the investor, roughly speaking, died?
Hello. I am your old member.
Girl, is it you, which is my first time?
From the client’s statement: “I was subjected to a scam to a man I don’t know”
Ya. - Can I hear Andriak Muhamedovich?
A man with a Caucasian accent says: - Nat, it's not me!
- Girl, translate me!
- Where to transfer you?
- To find out how much I have left ...
Phone call. Pick up the phone:
- Can your CEO?
- Yes of course. Introduce youreself!
“He needs to know who he is talking to.”
- You do not teach me courtesy, yes. You to my courtesy to grow and grow.
I'll come right now, I'll teach you how to talk politely, n **.
Customer: Girl, I took you a little in the store. And what to do now, I do not know.
And one of my colleagues, at half past four in the morning, a Georgian called and said the following sentence:
- Switch me.